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Monday, February 27, 2006

B4B Fight Club: Bauer v. Trump

B4B Fight Club: Bauer v. Trump

If you watched the Olympics, you know The Donald is moving to 9pm Monday night.

This is not acceptable Donald! I don't have time for this!

I'm Donald Trump, a billionaire business mogul. What have you done Jack?

Well I uncovered an assassination plot on Presidential nominee David Palmer. Then I defused a nuclear bomb in Los Angeles. After that, I recovered from heroin addiction in time take on a drug cartel who wanted to release a killer virus. Then I left CTU, but came back when an Islamic sleeper cell tried to launch a nuclear missile aimed at Los Angeles. Currently I'm trying to find some missing nerve gas and if you don't mind, you're wasting my time!

Jack, I've had enough of your grandstanding and treatment of your teammates at CTU. You need to learn how to delegate and stop getting your backup agents killed. Sorry Jack, Monday nights are only big enough for one of us, you're Fired! Get out and take your penis-nosed girlfriend with you. I rule Monday nights! Go Donald.

Curtis, it's Jack. Clear out the CTU torture room and get me a hacksaw!


Dionne said...

This is good!!!

Anonymous said...

Maybe there will be a Part 2, once the ratings come out.

The Conservative UAW Guy said...

That was great, dude!

Unknown said...

This is probably doing wonders for Tivo sales.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps The Donald has mistaken Jack Bauer for Martha Stewart. This would be a fatal mistake.

Unknown said...

Who wouldn't want to see Jack deliver the "frayed electrical cord" treatment to Trump?

al said...

No need for a hacksaw - just some hair clippers

Anonymous said...

Random fact about Jack Bauer:

Jack Bauer tortured the execs at NBC to switch Las Vegas with The Apprentice, because the The Donald deserves an ass-kicking.

MJ06 said...

I agree Jack Bauer could own Trump. Now please some one respond to this how sweat would it be if Jack Bauer was Backed up by Vic Mackie and the strike team from the sheild (one of my other favoirte shows)that would be an ass kicking feast!!!