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Thursday, February 23, 2006

Announcing The Carnival of Bauer

Announcing The Carnival of Bauer™!!!

We've been getting a lot of requests lately to link to peoples' specific 24-related posts, and a few from people who want to join Blogs4Bauer as a contributor. If we honored all of these requests, the content on these pages would explode, and no one would be able to sort through it all. So, instead, The Man and I have decided to initiatiate a weekly Carnival of Bauer™!!!

It's going to be held every Thursday, and will link to any posts that you submit to us by 12:00 AM the day before (Wednesday), with a very few exceptions:
  • Posts must be 24-related;
  • Posts must be more than just a summary of a particular episode (commentary, analysis, humorous summary, etc. is acceptable); and,
  • Posts must satisfy our high standards (they can't suck)
So if you've got a post that you want included in next week's edition of The Carnival of Bauer™, then send:
  • The title of the post;
  • A permalink to the post;
  • Your name (blog pseudonyms are acceptable);
  • Your email address; and
  • A brief summary of the content of the post (don't make it more than a couple of sentences or I'll ban you from the Carnival of Bauer™ forever).
to with the subject line "Carnival of Bauer" and you will be included.

Previous Carnivals
Announcing the Carnival of Bauer!!!
The Carnival of Bauer!!! - Week 1
The Carnival of Edgar- Week 2
The Carnival of Tony - Week 3
The Carnival of Life - Week 4
The Carnival of the Cougar - Week 5
The Carnival of Bauer!!! - Week 6
The Carnival of Logan - Week 7

So get posting, and get submitting to The Carnival of Bauer™!!!

UPDATE [2/24/2006]: Oh, and just in case you're wondering, posts about Kim are always acceptable. Especially if they include pictures...

Since there's been some complaining about the quality of my previous Kim picture, I'll provide you with one of my personal favorites instead. (If you'd like to review the original picture, click here.)


Assorted Babble by Suzie said...

Sounds fun and can't wait...I know a few that post about Jack and 24 and love it. Will be looking forward to it.

I may have to find my sense of humor pill and write one myself. (lol)

P.S. I have Anna posted today...a sexy gun toting all American that hates Michael Moore and Peta. She has quite a collection of guns. (smiling) Perhaps you may want to check her out too. I bet she is a 24 fan as well.

Anonymous said...

That pic of Elishia doesn't do her justice. She looks like she's had a boob reduction just before going to the prom. That's not the Elisha we all know and LUUUUUVE!.

Anonymous said...

Bombtruck, that's one of the things I hate about Hollywood: their idea of feminine beauty seems to consist of making women look like skinny little boys, and all actresses will be mercilessly starved until they meet that sick standard. For that matter, that same standard seems to apply to most of the current generation of male actors as well; Orlando Bloom and Leonardo di Caprio, for example.

Anyway, compared to actresses like Keira Knightley and Lindsay Lohan, it looks like Elisha has gotten off pretty lightly in that regard. They haven't totally turned our Kim into a skeleton yet...of course, you know they're probably also busy reprogramming her into another left-wing Hollywood Stepford Wife...or Stepford Starlet, anyway...and pretty soon she'll be out there spouting all the usual Howard Dean talking points with the rest of the Gore-bots.

It's enough to make you want to cry, isn't it?

--LC Wes, Imperial Mohel

Anonymous said...

Since it is a "Carnival of Bauer", feel free to post about Teri Bauer (Jack's dead wife), Kim Bauer, and Xi Yong Bauer (Teri and Jack's adopted Chinese son).

Anonymous said...

I would love to do this, but since I do a summary of the show, with a bit of wit, some left out and my thoughts scattered throughout, would that count? Hell I even mention YOU GUYS OVER HERE (pout).

RFTR said...

Jo, you can submit, and we'll decide whether or not to include it.

I have a feeling we're going to get a lot of summaries with a little wit, in which case we'll just create a special section listing those.

I also might create a sidebar pod linking to all you guys out there who summarize the show weekly.

Anonymous said...

Thank GOD, that is such a better picture of our girl Elishia. The best looking all-natural actress not named Kate Beckinsale.

RFTR said...

I have deleted the immediately preceeding comment because it was entirely inappropriate for a comment section.

It was a listing of the Jack Bauer facts, followed by a listing of Chuck Norris facts, apparently from something Neil Boortz put together. We've all seen it before, and it had no business being here.

So it's gone. Whomever posted it (it was anonymous), please don't re-post it, as I'll just have to re-delete it.

MJ06 said...

I know this is an old post I agree with anonymous and I love the comment by Bomb truck.

Captain USpace said...

Great show, excellent blog and live blogging!

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