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Friday, February 03, 2006

B4B Fight Club: Edgar v. Hurley. Who Wins?

Edgar: '24'
Age: late thirties
Nationality: American
Occupation: Analyst/Comic Book Enthusiast
Current Season Death Count: 0
Strengths: Um... maybe he learned how to grease a guy when he was on 'The Sopranos?'
Weaknesses: Easily distracted, difficulty staying on task
Curious Detail: Lost his mother to a terrorist attack

Hurley: 'Lost'
Age: late twenties
Nationality: American
Occupation: Millionaire/Gourmand
Current Season Death Count: 0
Strengths: Was on 'Becker' for one season. Has probably seen Ted Danson without a toupee and no longer fears death.
Weaknesses: Reciting the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, & 42 will cause him to freak out
Curious Detail: Lost his grandfather to a heart attack after winning the lottery (is now worth $256 million)


Anonymous said...

I guess it depends on what they are fighting for. If it is for the warm love of Sweet Potato Face, then I say Edgar.

But if the fight is for a box of twinkies, since Hurley has not had one in over a season - he would win.

RFTR said...

Hurley, all the way. What's Edgar going to do, type him to death?

AlanKH said...

Because of the numbers, Hurley brings bad luck to the people around him - so Hurley wins.

Anonymous said...

I say Edgar, just because Hurley irritates the hell out of me.

Buckaroo Banzai said...

Edgar would eat Hurley to death with a nice glass of Chianti.

Anonymous said...

Edgar would eat Hurley to death with a nice glass of Chianti.

And then floss with pieces of Hurley's nappy hair.

Anonymous said...

I say Hurley. Living on a deserted island has to harden even the softest people.

Dionne said...

Sidenote---I was rewatching "Sweet Home Alabama" tonight and Chloe was on there and so was Jean Smart. Weird!!