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Saturday, February 11, 2006

Starbuck, You Ain't No Jack Bauer

Maybe you took my previous post too seriously. Maybe, you thought that by disguising yourself as a technician so you could infiltrate the space-bar where space-terrorists were holding space-hostages, you could redeem yourself from letting that snotty hotshot Kat bitchify you last week.

But, you're not Jack Bauer. Jack Bauer would have taken out every terrorist but Dana Delaney, who would then have been taken out by a back-up agent while holding a gun to Jack's head. You, on the other hand, got two marines killed, and you, personally, shot Apollo. That would be approximately like Bacardi shooting Cola.

No, Starbuck, you are not Jack Bauer.

But, I still like you ...


RFTR said...



But SG-1 and Atlantis were pretty good last night. Tayla tried to be Jack Bauer, too... but it didn't really work.

Buckaroo Banzai said...

V the K - No apologies necessary. Hubba, hubba! But she still shot Apollo. Best scene: Dee is sitting at Apollo's bedside and Starbuck walks in, crying.


RFTR - If you like those shows, you'd like BSG. Trust us.

Brian said...

Wow- she is smokin'. She should be Rudy's bodyguard so he doesn't get pistol whipped by crackheads anymore.

Outlaw 13 said...

I like Boomer better even if she is a machine.